So we waited there, and noone would tell us if she would come. But as you know, monsters can smell momma…
So, we made a “chorus line” and had our PAWS UP and sang paparazzi every time the door opened.
And after some dancers came out, she did. AND WE SANG LOUD OUR ODE TO GODGA
She smiled, and walked towards our direction. She said “Hello, monsters”
She asked me my name for an autograph, but I said “Gaga, can I hug you?” and she passed me through the bodyguards
And she hugged me. She smelled soap and powder. I was very carefull with her huge coat.
Monsters were crying, and she said “I love you”, “It’s alright” and “I love your eyeliner monster”