-basketcase:mrtumnus:-cigarettestainedlies:

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard but, i have a pretty, tremendous, dick. so come on, get your dicks out: cos i’ve heard you have some pretty big cock here in (insert place). welcome to the monsterball, now dance you MOTHERFUCKERS!’

(via jaydeygaga, -cigarettestainedlies, inspiredbythelady)