“I’ve worked hard towards this moment, and I think it’s an important message to tell my fans: even if you’re going through a dark time… don’t ever give up. You can always make your way back to the other end of that circle and find your happiness again.”  


‘i don’t know if you’ve heard but, i have a pretty, tremendous, dick. so come on, get your dicks out: cos i’ve heard you have some pretty big cock here in (insert place). welcome to the monsterball, now dance you MOTHERFUCKERS!’